I cant really post actual pictures and videos of the lantern festival outing with the rest because my computer is spoilt and i cant upload the pictures from my camera to the computer because i have to install the Canon Cd into my sister’s laptop which i use at home sometimes because my computer is spoilt. it has been about 2 weeks i think or 3 weeks im not really sure and because im rarely home and im actually honestly lazy to install the Cd and i cant upload the pictures during office hours as im in the army office and yes i realised i did not start the post with a polite “HEY GUYS WAHTS UPS?” but i also realised i dont usually start with a polite greeting so im going to ignore the thought and continue this freaking long paragraph just to irritate the shit out of you.

and ok i will install the cd soon so i can upload the pictures. My friends are starting to ignore my camera and treating like im holding a fake orange camera just because i rarely upload photos. Everytime i go “HEY GUYS SMILES!!!!” . they will smile and then after that fake smile they go “EH YOU NEVER UPLOAD PHOTOS 1, Dunch fwen eu heeee ^^ gambatte!”
im just kidding about the dunch fwen eu part.
if i really had friends who speak like that, i would have been in jail.
and YES glen was telling me how the act cute ah lian language has evolved. so.. SORRY was the actual word.
and people use the word SORRY. but the bloody ahlian act cute girls and sometimes boys had to change SORRY to… SOWWIE!
ok i can accept that.. it makes me sick but its 2% acceptable.
and then glen told me they have further changed it.. To…
CHOWIE…
WTF CHOWIE?!?!!?
its pronounced as.. i dun even know how to spell it in a way you know how it sounds like.so.. chowiee too bad!
can you imagine a girl. OR GUY that makes you angry and go..
“dear..CHOWIEEE~… dunch angry wib mui…. i lurb eu deeps prease?”
OMG i swear i will punch her or HIM in the face so hard that i will be the one saying CHOWIE BITCH! EAT CLAM CHOWDER BECAUSE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!!

Anyway as you can see to calm myself down,
ive added a countdown of my national service on the right of my site!
hell yea 9 months and 24 days . can count with my fingers!
as in the months.
not that i have 294 fingers.
i really cant wait for this to be over. but soon

2nd Anyway, i think ive strayed off topic.
what was my actual purpo…OHYES the lantern festival
so yea i dont have any photos. YET. i promise ill update this post again soon with the pictures and hopefully videos.
So, we met around 630 for dinner and to buy lanterns and candles and herbal tea (for me and i think becca, hers was barley) and sparklers and random food that yen bought which tasted like… And lantern sticks and other random stuffs we needed for the lantern adventure.
So after buying the stuffs, Joyce, Xinxian, Yiwen, Yen, Von, Min, Ling, Becca, Glen and I (Wq and Ah yi and Alex and Clement were to come later with Ah yi and Clement Pang Seh-ing us lol go die) went to eat dinner at 496 jurong west coffeeshop and then headed to the canal to walk around freaking pointlessly and aimlessly with a friggin paper lantern(except yiwen who was holding a plastic Doraemon lantern that emmited a china prisoner sad tune you see in movies). we got bored and started playing with fire..YES the best part.
So we ate mooncakes that my mum and aunt gave me and i brought it over for them to share which those asshole din even say thanks and just ate it so quickly LOL idiots man seriously Nra people lol.
But the mooncakes were seriously good! (thanks mum and eya!)
we had some chocolate and white chocolate mooncakes from some hotel and lotus eggyolk ones from Ritz carlton and also a Durian mooncake from four seasons! damn really nice.
and the funny thing was the MOON WASNT FULL. we celebrated a week early because liling and shimin are going to OSAKA next week! to watch their beloved SPEED in concert! coolness!
i dont like speed. LOL
so yea after the mooncakes and the bloody not nice random food that yen bought for everyone which no1 said thanks to her as well lol bloody nra people, We decided to start burning candles and sparklers and lanterns and candleboxes. so yea that was the most exciting part of the whole trip LOL because we scraped fire sparkler dust from unused fire sparkler and scraped it all in a box and set it on fire and the whole pile would burn so freaking fast and powerful that is will cause mega bright hot fumes for 3 seconds like youre burning magnesium and we would all be like “WOAHHHHHHH YEAHHHH!!”
and then “HUH… thats all?” lol.

So we burnt and burnt and burning until suddenly a policecar parked near to us and 2 policemen walked towards us
LOL you should have seen everyone FACES.. priceless.
so luckily Yen was quick minded and she asked some1 to ON the plastic Doraemon lantern with sad china prisoner tune and it saved us.
I think the policeman heard the lantern and subconsciously and carelessly think to himself “im gonna catch those f up kids! think play with fire funny is it they are s….wait…this is a sad prisoner song.. its doraemon.. they are just kids… having fun.. lantern festival nx week.. the song is so sad… i will not scold them…”
and he seriously walked over and just said “hey guys please put out the fire”
or something along that line LOL, so yay Doraemon saved us all.
And im frickin serious, the policeman really did come im not lying. LOL
OH we also made the word Dance with many candles(yes its corny and cheesy but we did it) and took photos with it by which xinxian Lol squatted down to take the picture and made a comment “mmm you gou de gan jue” LOL which meant “hmm feels like a dog” LOL that was really funny because of the way we really had to squat so low just to take a picture with the candles lol. damn i know you dont find it funny but at the point of time it was really funny! esp if you imagine Xinxian’s face saying it. oh well. Damn you all for not being able to imagine it!

After that Ah girl came and Alex came short after and we took loads loads of pictures with the tree that we hung All our paper lanterns and finally around 12+ to 1 we all went to liling house to watch sucky thai ghost movie DVD which has no subtitles and we ended up figuring out what they were saying in thai and we totally changed the whole story with our own subtitles. From the thai movie Ghost game where 11 contestants had to survive a night in a haunted place.. it because 11 retarded contestants that made no sense in a quest to find the hidden tom yum soup with tofu inside Lol.
so yea. it was pretty fun the entire night.
shall update the photos soon
till then
i love dance, i love my girlfriend, i love my life, i love my friends, i love my mum and im eating lotus eggyolk mooncake right now in office. seriously. with a fork.
imstillsickthoughokthxbyeplseatmoremooncakesandburnstuffs.