Wow Teckwhye’s black carrot cake is nice!
and Peiyi stays near the coffee shop lol.
i bought it for breakfast just now and its gooood.
i always prefer black than white carrot cake.
because black has ORH TAU YUU and ORH TAU YUU is the shit.
theres something about ORH TAU YUU thats so ORH TAU YUU that it makes you frickin put too much ORH TAU YUU and your skin pigmentation becomes darker over time.
maybe my permanent dark eye rings thats embedded into my skin is caused by ORH TAU YUU. but i dont really eat that much.
people who eat too much are probably ronnie and xuanfeng and liling from what i know. those are the crazy ass black sauce winrars.
YES GUYS A WINRAR IS YOU! yay!
you won 20$ shopping credits that is to be spented on this website! congrats!
anyway, ORH TAU YUU means dark sticky thick black soy sauce. sometimes its sticky like the chicken rice kind and sometimes its not. like dark soy sauce for half boiled eggs so im not really sure. but it all OWNZ YOU anyway.
and its GOOD FOR YOU!
im just kidding. you’ll prolly get cancer if you eat too much of those stuffs.
but that carrot cake is not a “popular” stall though.
most stalls with the certificate of award from like food variety shows mostly suck to me though.
i think it was good before, but after the variety show upped their customers by ALOT they probably got lazier and the food just did not taste as good.
at least 70% of food stalls with those kind of certs displayed just dont taste as good as you think it will. its irritating. but true.

2nd thing is.
I apologise for the previous ANGRY entry..
wait a min NO WHY SHOULD I APOLOGISE!
just kidding, i apologise for the previous ANGRY entry.
but im not deleting the post as i still meant half of what i said yesterday.
this is my blog and i write whatever the heck i want.
i was fking angry and frustrated at that point of time and thats that.
and when youre bloody frustrated you hate everything about the thing that made you so bloody frustrated so yea.
im trying my best so that everyone in the group can go to battlegrounds australia but if its due to all this f up shit then im sure Jiajun and i wont be able to go to battlegrounds.
Sk i hope citibank allows you to go, if not we are left with 4 people.
so yea i better stop because im slowly getting fking angry again.
no its too late im fucking angry.
i just dont see the fucking point.
Is representing singapore in a dance competition a taboo?
just because what, dance isnt a sport? dance isnt recognized in singapore?
shoot arrow swim swim piak table tennis balls can represent singapore.
Dance cannot ?
and the reason. “not enough national good”
i mean it seriously. fuck you all and go to hell.
go and book by book till you fucking die of herpes.
we are doing what we love, we are proud of what we love. and end of the day we are still representing our country and trying to do the country proud. to bring singapore who already has a freaking small dance scene, to have more recognition in the already big dance scene out there. is that wrong?
i dont understand why leave cant be given. its only 5 fucking days.
its not as if 5 fucking days without us in office, in work, at home
would cause the END of the world.
DAMN you fuckers, i will blame you guys for the rest of my life
if any of IYHAYKICYH! miss this chance. this dream.
people work hard for this kind of chance. this kind of dream.
to us who love dance so much this is like a real fucking dream to us.
but you unknown strict fuckheads just have to screw it all up.
things like that only happen once.
so seriously if our team have members being left behind
which most probably will. and i will be one of them.
I CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT.
SUNTEC CANT DO ANYTHING AS WELL.
im sure suntec will do their best to help us like they said.
but to those FKERS, letters from suntec, even letter from australia, all these are just merely plain words and useless letters to them.
only a minister could help us seriously.
im trying very hard thats why it makes me so frustrated.
every single shit about what’s happening makes me sick.
but in the end even if it happens i cant do SHIT.
that the saddest shit ever. because as much as i want to.
i cant do a fucking single thing about it. nor can my team mates.
i should end here before i smash every single shit i see.
IYHAYKICYH! lets just pray hard and hope everything will end up ok.
somehow.
bye.

*this is the part where you think its all over like in a movie and ill walk a few steps away calmly and you think its all ok and then i turn around suddenly and run towards the people responsible for everything, point 2 middle fingers and beat the fcking shit out of them as hard as i can even though im not big sized or have big muscles. FUCK YOU! IM SO FUCKING ANGRY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT _|_ i dont even care if you think im a vulgar asshole because im angry right now and im trying to vent it out here so i feel better.*

(edited ok i take back half of what i said)

FUCK THIS

FUCK *RMY

FUCK YOU ALL AND GO TO HELL

Was bored @ office and started to photoshop myself.
lol influenced by my campmate Derek who recently Zombified himself.
check out his twitter @derekang .
so yea bored and undeaded myself.
Duty today, so frickin sleepy but will be heading to school after duty later to collect Suntec stuffs that sophan and glen’s gonna collect.
so till then nothing much to update today,
okthxbyeiwantoeatyourbrainsbitchesimboredinoffice.
btw, the eyes in the picture are not mine. they belong to a pigeon Lol. and yes im serious. a bloody hootrie hoot hoot pigeon.
lol hootrie hoothoot reminds me of wilbert, i kinda miss that bastat bitch.
and the teeth as well . belongs to some random bloke with rotten teeth.
and of cos the veins and stuffs. belongs to some random picture of a  leg with frickin disgusting veins. actually alot of stuffs belongs to like really disgusting pictures that i found off the net and overlayed it into my face and hands for the effect and its really disgusting and it really disgusts me and im really affec mmhharr…. affecc wwuuu … affecteKIAHHMMHHH…..
AFFEWUOOOOOLAAAAHHHWWUUUAAARRRRRRRFFVOMITVOMITVOMIT

and yes. i was trying to describe the sound of vomitting in letters.
i wasnt trying to be retarded or anything…
right guys!?
…. guys?…… Guys…?
guy?
guy… you want nugget guy..?
HAHAHAA LOL i dont care if you dont get the joke.
but im gonna tell you anyway even if you think its not even funny.
to me ITS FUNNY!
its just about the nugget auntie in NYP south canteen.
and her nuggets are the BEST. 20 cents for 1. 1 dollar for 5!
2 dollars for 10! and 4 dollars for 20! 8 dollars for 40! and they are seriously better than MAC nuggets. and funniest thing is that she calls people by the initial of….. thats right. “Guy” LOL who does that????
lol frickin retarded.
guy.. u want nugget guy..? .guy what you want guy…
guy.. you want to eat guy??
gtg guy.. bye guy..
auntie.. not that i wanna make fun of you guy… but honestly guy.. i seriously love your muslim food guy… really guy..
Im a real Guy who’s a FAN of the nugget auntie’s NUGGETS and her muslim food. Almost all her stuffs are so frickin guyly delicious!
damn i kinda miss it alot right now. so damn hungry

I cant really post actual pictures and videos of the lantern festival outing with the rest because my computer is spoilt and i cant upload the pictures from my camera to the computer because i have to install the Canon Cd into my sister’s laptop which i use at home sometimes because my computer is spoilt. it has been about 2 weeks i think or 3 weeks im not really sure and because im rarely home and im actually honestly lazy to install the Cd and i cant upload the pictures during office hours as im in the army office and yes i realised i did not start the post with a polite “HEY GUYS WAHTS UPS?” but i also realised i dont usually start with a polite greeting so im going to ignore the thought and continue this freaking long paragraph just to irritate the shit out of you.

and ok i will install the cd soon so i can upload the pictures. My friends are starting to ignore my camera and treating like im holding a fake orange camera just because i rarely upload photos. Everytime i go “HEY GUYS SMILES!!!!” . they will smile and then after that fake smile they go “EH YOU NEVER UPLOAD PHOTOS 1, Dunch fwen eu heeee ^^ gambatte!”
im just kidding about the dunch fwen eu part.
if i really had friends who speak like that, i would have been in jail.
and YES glen was telling me how the act cute ah lian language has evolved. so.. SORRY was the actual word.
and people use the word SORRY. but the bloody ahlian act cute girls and sometimes boys had to change SORRY to… SOWWIE!
ok i can accept that.. it makes me sick but its 2% acceptable.
and then glen told me they have further changed it.. To…
CHOWIE…
WTF CHOWIE?!?!!?
its pronounced as.. i dun even know how to spell it in a way you know how it sounds like.so.. chowiee too bad!
can you imagine a girl. OR GUY that makes you angry and go..
“dear..CHOWIEEE~… dunch angry wib mui…. i lurb eu deeps prease?”
OMG i swear i will punch her or HIM in the face so hard that i will be the one saying CHOWIE BITCH! EAT CLAM CHOWDER BECAUSE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!!

Anyway as you can see to calm myself down,
ive added a countdown of my national service on the right of my site!
hell yea 9 months and 24 days . can count with my fingers!
as in the months.
not that i have 294 fingers.
i really cant wait for this to be over. but soon

2nd Anyway, i think ive strayed off topic.
what was my actual purpo…OHYES the lantern festival
so yea i dont have any photos. YET. i promise ill update this post again soon with the pictures and hopefully videos.
So, we met around 630 for dinner and to buy lanterns and candles and herbal tea (for me and i think becca, hers was barley) and sparklers and random food that yen bought which tasted like… And lantern sticks and other random stuffs we needed for the lantern adventure.
So after buying the stuffs, Joyce, Xinxian, Yiwen, Yen, Von, Min, Ling, Becca, Glen and I (Wq and Ah yi and Alex and Clement were to come later with Ah yi and Clement Pang Seh-ing us lol go die) went to eat dinner at 496 jurong west coffeeshop and then headed to the canal to walk around freaking pointlessly and aimlessly with a friggin paper lantern(except yiwen who was holding a plastic Doraemon lantern that emmited a china prisoner sad tune you see in movies). we got bored and started playing with fire..YES the best part.
So we ate mooncakes that my mum and aunt gave me and i brought it over for them to share which those asshole din even say thanks and just ate it so quickly LOL idiots man seriously Nra people lol.
But the mooncakes were seriously good! (thanks mum and eya!)
we had some chocolate and white chocolate mooncakes from some hotel and lotus eggyolk ones from Ritz carlton and also a Durian mooncake from four seasons! damn really nice.
and the funny thing was the MOON WASNT FULL. we celebrated a week early because liling and shimin are going to OSAKA next week! to watch their beloved SPEED in concert! coolness!
i dont like speed. LOL
so yea after the mooncakes and the bloody not nice random food that yen bought for everyone which no1 said thanks to her as well lol bloody nra people, We decided to start burning candles and sparklers and lanterns and candleboxes. so yea that was the most exciting part of the whole trip LOL because we scraped fire sparkler dust from unused fire sparkler and scraped it all in a box and set it on fire and the whole pile would burn so freaking fast and powerful that is will cause mega bright hot fumes for 3 seconds like youre burning magnesium and we would all be like “WOAHHHHHHH YEAHHHH!!”
and then “HUH… thats all?” lol.

So we burnt and burnt and burning until suddenly a policecar parked near to us and 2 policemen walked towards us
LOL you should have seen everyone FACES.. priceless.
so luckily Yen was quick minded and she asked some1 to ON the plastic Doraemon lantern with sad china prisoner tune and it saved us.
I think the policeman heard the lantern and subconsciously and carelessly think to himself “im gonna catch those f up kids! think play with fire funny is it they are s….wait…this is a sad prisoner song.. its doraemon.. they are just kids… having fun.. lantern festival nx week.. the song is so sad… i will not scold them…”
and he seriously walked over and just said “hey guys please put out the fire”
or something along that line LOL, so yay Doraemon saved us all.
And im frickin serious, the policeman really did come im not lying. LOL
OH we also made the word Dance with many candles(yes its corny and cheesy but we did it) and took photos with it by which xinxian Lol squatted down to take the picture and made a comment “mmm you gou de gan jue” LOL which meant “hmm feels like a dog” LOL that was really funny because of the way we really had to squat so low just to take a picture with the candles lol. damn i know you dont find it funny but at the point of time it was really funny! esp if you imagine Xinxian’s face saying it. oh well. Damn you all for not being able to imagine it!

After that Ah girl came and Alex came short after and we took loads loads of pictures with the tree that we hung All our paper lanterns and finally around 12+ to 1 we all went to liling house to watch sucky thai ghost movie DVD which has no subtitles and we ended up figuring out what they were saying in thai and we totally changed the whole story with our own subtitles. From the thai movie Ghost game where 11 contestants had to survive a night in a haunted place.. it because 11 retarded contestants that made no sense in a quest to find the hidden tom yum soup with tofu inside Lol.
so yea. it was pretty fun the entire night.
shall update the photos soon
till then
i love dance, i love my girlfriend, i love my life, i love my friends, i love my mum and im eating lotus eggyolk mooncake right now in office. seriously. with a fork.
imstillsickthoughokthxbyeplseatmoremooncakesandburnstuffs.