Archive for November 6th, 2009

LOST PHONE, PLS SMS ME

Good evening dudes, dudettes and everyone in between.
oh and that dog at the back.
yes. you.
I HAVE LOST MY PHONE, it was stolen at jurong medical center.
but thats not the point, i know its never gonna come back so i got and activated a new singtel SIM CARD.
and i dont have ANY of your numbers inside as its a new card.
anyway my mum lent me her spare phone! thanks mum! its a very cool black and red nokia radio laggy phone that i keep lying to myself its touch screen when its not. but i still like it because its from my mum.
ANYHELLOMOTOLORASUCKS,
My number is still the same so, FRIENDS, please do me a favor.
Imagine this scene.
Its gonna be really hard if i went to everyone and ask
me: “hey whats your number…”
you: *you reply*
me: *types the number in my new laggy nokia phone*
me: *types and saves your name in the laggy phone*
me: ok thanks! *goes over to another person*
me: “hey whats your number..”

By the time i get to the twentieth person i would have smashed my phone.
so please do me a simple favour
SMS me an SMS with your name in the sms and ill save your number right away!
simple! so anytime you send i save thats it! i dont need to spend a whole day asking for numbers and waiting a week for friends i rarely see. so it makes sense right???
before you condemn mNOOOOOOO
IM NOT LAZY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
but please send me yea? its only 1 cents. please? lol
thank you so much!!!
please do not do any stunts and sms me
“John”
why? BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS NAMED JOHN!
and if anyone sms me with the name Tom, Dick or Harry potter..
and take advantage of the fact that i dont know whose number it is because of the new SIM card..
i swear i will find a way to TRACK YOU DOWN AND WHEN I DO!!!,,,,,

i will…

I WILL..

I WILL FREAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buy you 2 cadbuary chocolates. its going @ 2 for $2 at 7-11.
:) SEE! im a nice guy! :) so please help!

but seriously, please be seriously serious ok, i seriously want back my serious contacts. seriously.
thank seriously you so serious much my serious friends.
:)

Yours Sincerely,
Parry hotter.
WING GAR DIUM LE VI O SA!!!!
ACCIO PHONE CONTACTS!
WHAT!  NO CONTACTS?!!???
A VA DA KE DEV RA   BITCHHHHHHHH!!!!

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