Archive for November, 2009

We were eating Teochew Porridge the other day after dance prac.
By the way, the teochew porridge shop’s boss is a guy who always calls me his son for no reason as we always eat there after dance practices sometimes.
So you could get a discount if you went there with me
ok maybe not a discount. but at least a few more pieces of duck meat.
Anyway yes we were eating Teochew porridge the other day
and Joyce showed us a japanese magazine’s picture
and we LOLed like crazy .
why?
Because the damn guy inside LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE OUR FRIEND.
HAHAHAHA its extremely funny man.
For those of you who know YewSeng, look at this bloody picture!
if you know him as a real life friend i think you will LOL like crazy because thats like his friggin twin brother.
or maybe . thats the real yew seng and the yewseng we knew all the while was a damn imposter yewseng.
Heres the picture HAHAHA

Er.. and yes sorry for the random pig nose on the guy below the actual yewseng. i was just bored..
Sorry if you spent 3mins trying to ponder and rack your brains over the question of “hmmm…i wonder who might that beeeee????” *points finger to your chin and act like a faggot*
yes i know.. im going to hell.
Anyway Yes the guy on the LEFT is the japanese model guy on the Japanese magazine and the guy on Top right is the real YewSeng and finally the guy on bottom left is an unfortunate japanese guy that was horribly disfigured by me.
FREAKING FREAKILY ALIKE RESEMBLANCE MAN! hahaha.

Anyway just random, anybody knows what kind of beetle is this?
it spent 2 days outside my house and i was afraid to touch it as it looked satanic and it could have bitten the shit out of me. its about 7cm long excluding the feelers and it looks hard. like a beetle warrior or something and the it has small jaws that could have still caused extreme pain if it bit you.
please let me know if you know what kind of beetle this is.
i honestly have no idea why i want to know and even if i knew, it would not make any difference ever but out of curiosity.. i want to know what this hardcore beetle is.

And i freaking hell freaking hell love Auntie Anne’s Caramel Almond Pretzel. if i had a random craving count,
auntie anne’s caramel almond pretzel would have the most counts.
Damn.. when you dip the pretzel in the damn caramel dip and you bite it.. with the crispy almond crunch on top of the tender soft pretzel..
you fly to heaven.
for 0.5 seconds.
The best part would be the last small piece of pretzel when you try to freaking Gor (coat) the last mouth with the remaining caramel dip in the plastic container and basically it would be a caramel overkill on the pretzel and its so damn good you wanna punch auntie anne on her face.
ok i know my friends all think i kua zhang (exaggerating)
ok maybe i am about the heaven part Lol
but seriously every bite, i get that 0.5 seconds of feeling that everything is good in this world because im eating something i like so much that tastes so good.

Ok and todays monday and im sleepy. Vic’s gonna teach class today! yay! cant wait. hope i get this lethargic tired hell feeling out of me and go for dance class later. freaking tired body mentally and physically.
but cant see girlfriend today as she’s got rehearsals at DBase studio.
but its ok Dbase is shifting to youthpark SCAPE, meaning sometimes i can head to town to meet her and go home together as town is much nearer and accessible yay!

And its final, Chan jiajun cant make it over to battlegrounds. the appeal failed for him. reason. because he’s a trainee.
Wtf?
mine’s still unconfirmed. hope i get the reply soon.
stay strong man jiajun, there will be other opportunities,
those people are just too STUPID to see this as a dream.
I SERIOUSLY DONT GET IT WHY. its not like i have a sheet of anger paper covering my eyes. im plain sane and normal right now and i STILL DONT GET WHY.
the whole group is here for you man. and the whole group feels for you.. dont take it too hard.
we will kill Tripitaka in the end for you.
i mean.. find the scriptures.
bye.

ARGH F IRRITATED.

THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD!
i watched it over a few times and i just had to POST IT!
SHITKINGZ MAKE ME SHIT MY PANTS! literally
i think thats why they are called shitkingz.
they make ppl shit their pants when you see them dance.
Seriously, i watched it with my mouth open up wide almost throughout,
and i watched it till i almost cry because its just TOO GOOD
i mean.. HOW TO GET SO CLEAN and CONTROLLED when their steps and lines is so Huge and big! CRAZY CONTROL TO THE MAX OF THE INFINITY BITCH EARTH!
their control is beyond human limits man! just look at the VIDEO!
SHITKINGZ.. man.. they make me wanna Work my ass off like crazy and get better as well as make me want to quit dance all at the same time because they ARE just SO GOOD.
Crazy.. just simply Crazy.
thank you for inspiring me to work much harder!
and no thank you for making me want to quit dance.
SHITKINGZ ARE JUST TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Too good to be true seriously.
and some parts of their show is just so good that my face crunched up.
and i keep rewind it and play and watch and rewind and play it again until my face crunch up in disbelief.
you know like when you’re shitting and u try to force out your Chocolate and you crunch up your face and push out your chocolate?
yes that face.
im serious.
Damn. i need to wake up my idea and work harder!
i love shitkingz!

Shit guys,
yesterday i had an idea of what i was going to write in my post today.
but after doing some work in office and helping my girlfriend to mix a song for a secondary school group shes in charge off,
ive totally forgotten on what i was going to write about!
whats going on in my mind right now is just one thing

YES YAKULT!
I love YAKULT!
For freaks who do not know what yakult is..
Yakult is a probiotic drink, which means it’s full of good bacteria that help keep your gut healthy. The good bacteria in Yakult is strong enough to survive the acid in the stomach and reach the intestines alive in sufficient numbers to help support your own good bacteria. Drinking one bottle of Yakult daily can help keep your gut healthy and a healthy gut also means stronger natural defences. ( ripped from yakult.co.uk )
And did you also know, Yakult was in fact created by a japanese actor/model Takeshi Kaneshiro NOT!
it was infact created by Minoru Shirota who graduated from the Medical School of Kyoto University in 1930.
I loved yakult since young. it mostly comes in packs of 5.
with 2 original flavour (my favourite), 1 grape flavour (my favourite), 1 apple flavour (my flavourite) and 1 orange flavour (my favourite).
and one more thing..
YAKULT OWNS VITAGEN!

I dislike vitagen. the taste is just weird. its like a total epic phail rip off of Yakult.
But thats just my personal opinion.
So Vitagen fans.. Im not sorry.

I cant believe im actually blogging about yakult because it was the one thing that came to my mind first at that moment.
but who cares, i love it.
I wished there was yakult flavoured ice cream. that would be rita replusa ownage stuff.
yakult gummies? yakult candies? YAKULT Lollipop? yakult inside the core of a chocolate bar. yakult flavoured Yoghurt. OMG all these are just fricking megazordonage .
but you know what would be the best?
Yakult flavoured Vitagen.
and because vitagen now tastes like yakult, slowly the name of vitagen would change to.. yatagen.
and soon YATAAAAAAAAA! *raise hands in air like Hiro nakamura from heroes*
Vitagen woulds be noes mores. and yakult woulds be the winners. yays

anyway, shit yea but i cant believe the post is about yakult.
Ok short update, Still dancing everyday, life is still the same everyday. mostly beautiful, mostly tiring but yet i love my life. it will be even better after 8 more months of being in the army and then im Free.
and i finally went out with wq to eat at IKEA! i love ikea food ALOT. but the new salmon burger suckballs.
They changed their menu abit. no more chicken nuggets. Salmon nuggets instead.
and no more Broiled salmon! my favourite, its now taken over by the suck Salmon burger which sucks. i hope they put their healthy broiled salmon back in the menu soon.
and i satisfied my craving for my favourite Ikea’s chocolate mousse.
yes ive got alot of favourite food and stuffs and things and drinks.
But yea at least it was a date with my girlfriend! enjoyed every single minute of it.
and right now i want to improve more on my muscle control in dance. working hard!
and work on freestyle because if its one thing i suck at. its freestyle hands down.
its just so hard! can somebody teach me?

And regarding Battlegrounds Melbourne 2009, im just tired over the whole thing.
the whole thing is just a big morale downer for my group and we all lost almost all our excitement and spark for it. but nevertheless, we will work hard.
Jiajun and i would most probably be unable to head to Battlegrounds.
leaving our group with only 5 left. but its ok, both of us still have that small tiny bit of hope the leave gets approved.
suntec would put both our tickets on hold till the 19th of november.
hoping for the best.
Its just quite sad something so blessed and real and unbelievable just lost its whole goody good feeling just because of so many bloody external problems.
our morale is just reflected in every single training and the feeling really sucks.
i know we cant feel that way but honestly its hard not to.
We’ve had truckload of problems ever since we formed the group due to You know what you know who.
Yes its Lord Voldemort, bitch.
but yea . one of my group members said.
Our group is like a journey to the west.
lol and its true.
lets just hope we overcome all the obstacles and kill tripitika in the end.
just kidding.
lets just hope we find the scriptures we are looking for.

And im meeting wq in town later before heading to school for practice. YAY!
Orchard ION! want to buy cheap plain tees from UNIQLO for dance.
Ok i’ve got alot more updates but ill just leave it at here right now.
so guys, throw your vitagens away and start buying yakults bye

One last thing, i might update about it in the next post or something.
THIS IS IT IS A MUST WATCH.
MICHEAL JACKSON IS A GOD GIVEN TALENT TO THE WORLD.
MICHEAL JACKSON LIVES FOREVER!
AND I BET HE LOVES YAKULT

Good evening dudes, dudettes and everyone in between.
oh and that dog at the back.
yes. you.
I HAVE LOST MY PHONE, it was stolen at jurong medical center.
but thats not the point, i know its never gonna come back so i got and activated a new singtel SIM CARD.
and i dont have ANY of your numbers inside as its a new card.
anyway my mum lent me her spare phone! thanks mum! its a very cool black and red nokia radio laggy phone that i keep lying to myself its touch screen when its not. but i still like it because its from my mum.
ANYHELLOMOTOLORASUCKS,
My number is still the same so, FRIENDS, please do me a favor.
Imagine this scene.
Its gonna be really hard if i went to everyone and ask
me: “hey whats your number…”
you: *you reply*
me: *types the number in my new laggy nokia phone*
me: *types and saves your name in the laggy phone*
me: ok thanks! *goes over to another person*
me: “hey whats your number..”

By the time i get to the twentieth person i would have smashed my phone.
so please do me a simple favour
SMS me an SMS with your name in the sms and ill save your number right away!
simple! so anytime you send i save thats it! i dont need to spend a whole day asking for numbers and waiting a week for friends i rarely see. so it makes sense right???
before you condemn mNOOOOOOO
IM NOT LAZY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
but please send me yea? its only 1 cents. please? lol
thank you so much!!!
please do not do any stunts and sms me
“John”
why? BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS NAMED JOHN!
and if anyone sms me with the name Tom, Dick or Harry potter..
and take advantage of the fact that i dont know whose number it is because of the new SIM card..
i swear i will find a way to TRACK YOU DOWN AND WHEN I DO!!!,,,,,

i will…

I WILL..

I WILL FREAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buy you 2 cadbuary chocolates. its going @ 2 for $2 at 7-11.
SEE! im a nice guy! so please help!

but seriously, please be seriously serious ok, i seriously want back my serious contacts. seriously.
thank seriously you so serious much my serious friends.

Yours Sincerely,
Parry hotter.
WING GAR DIUM LE VI O SA!!!!
ACCIO PHONE CONTACTS!
WHAT!  NO CONTACTS?!!???
A VA DA KE DEV RA   BITCHHHHHHHH!!!!