HAY GUYS WAHTS ARP!
as you can see from the very obvious title. this post is about..
THATS RIGHT!
its about the trip to the bird park i went the other day!
just kidding, if that were the case, it means my ability to judge obvious things are is an epic fails.
Anyway. yes its about the recent EPIC, UNHEALTHY, SCAMMING, ASSHOLE, ADDICTIVE new monopoly game by MACDONALDS!
macdonalds is gonna earn so much money by scamming the BITCH out of every single mac monopoly player.
but its ok. its FUN. and since after dance practice we eat mac most of the time, so why not just play!
and so i did. DAMN MAC YOU BITCH!
so this is how you play it.
You upsize your mcbitch meal. so you get 4 more coupons.
usually you get 4 coupons from a meal. but if you upsize it.. you get 4 more coupons! together with a higher risk of cancer! yay!
so most people would upsize their meal. they would be like..
“CANCER? WHATS CANCER!?? UPSIZE PREASE CHEEBONG! 4 MORE COUPONS YAY”
but no im not like that! REALLY! i eat macdonalds cos thats 1 of the only places we usually go to after dance practices!!
although i got to admit, its addictive the monopoly game.
DAMN YOU MAC!
and i ate MCGRIDDLES MEAL THIS MORNING TOO!
NOOOO I HAF BECAME AN CONFORMIST MCMONOPOLY ZOBMIE!!!
anyway yes so back to the rules. so you collect coupons and stick them onto a shiit of paper monopoly board. and you start to collect and stick and collect and stick and once you get ALL 2 or 3 of the same color but different places. you win the prize!!
like for example brown slots has Geyland and Joo chiat.
So once you get geylang and joochiat you win the prize! which is an IPOD TOUCH! but its not that easy.
Geyland would be extremely common for everyone.
but joochiat.. this bitch would never come out unless youre sibeis lucky. so yea this is how it is played. and this is how youre being scammed! yay!
the grand prize is the blue slots. i bet every single one has Marina bay already. once they get the SENTOSA COVE.
$50,000 DOLLARS!!!!!!!
but theres only 1 prize for 50,000 dollars. unlike the ipod touch. which has 50 ipods for 50 winners.
im praying to be one of the winrer.
maybe tonight ill get joochiat.. AND A WINRAR IS ME!
see .. this is how macdonalds scam you. they make you have that thought of being 1 of the prize winners. so you keep buying mac.. you keep upsizing.. and you win a prize .
maybe the 50,000 is to pay for hospital bills when you contract cancer . LOL. CHOY GE LEI TAI KAT LAI SI ARRR!
(thats cantonese for .. shit.. dont know how to explain. nvm)
maybe… (Shoo away the bad luck and eat rice?)
Anyway so yea im addicted.
but dont worry, im not a hardcore player who eats mac breakfast, lunch and dinner for like 3 meals!
i hate mac food anyway. EXCEPT THEIR BREAKFAST!
but yea im sort of hoping to win like everyone else.
im not aiming for the 50,000!
im actually super contented if i get the BROWN(IPOD TOUCH) , RED(3000$ courts gift) or LIGHTBLUE(200$ TOYs’R'us voucher).
omg. if i get the 200$ toysrus voucher i can get myself a
FRIGGIN BIG ASS NERF GUN to bring to STUDIO and shoot the CRAP out of EVERYONE!
So yea although we are all going to get cancer.
CHOY GE LEI TAI KAT LAI SI ARR FAI DI SEK FAN MM HAO SUI TOR GOR CHA!
(shoo away bad luck lets all eat rice and prease guys.. no saliva more than tea)
LOL thats a bitch lousy canto-english translation.
SO LETS PLAY THE MAC MONOPOLY GAME!
This is what i’ve collected so far!
almost!! left all the rare ones !
thanks yuxiang for the plain macmonopoly jpeg!

And yea, its a monday! SUCKS
but dont worry guys, friday would be up soon!
then week ends again!
Today most prob heading to studio for NRA crew class unless im too tired.
freaking freaking tired. but most prob still going for class!
and today is ah girl’s 1st paper. GOOD LUCK!!! youre the smartest! once this week is over you can relax again i love you
Good bye.
please eat more mac! and give me all your DAMN COUPONS! lol